February 2011
3 posts
Watch
January 2011
8 posts
Bidder just rang me to ask what he should take recording with him, his list included a porno
“‘salt kills disease right? So like, if you injected aids into the sea it...”
– GARB
When discussing why he is okay to walk around his mums house naked “well, I lived inside her”
“I woke up from a call from someone at a pub around here asking for me to bring...”
– Giles Alistair Romer Bidder
December 2010
1 post
and we're back.
please submit GARBage
September 2010
2 posts
We've Moved
I no longer live with GARB so posts here will be a little more sporadic than previously. Before we moved out we spent a day cleaning the flat, Giles decided to do this naked.
“I’ve kissed more boys than girls”
July 2010
2 posts
“I prefer holding tits to having sex”
“having sex is so complicated”
June 2010
9 posts
Garb’s been on holiday / tour for a couple of weeks which is why there haven’t been any updates, I think he’s back sometime this week.
Poor Garb
Submitted by KK
Yeah, right
“I see tits all the time”
“I’m used to lying on my back being penetrated”
Probably a lie.
“hey! I’m not bad at sex”
While talking to Liam
Liam: “If I was a girl, i’d suck you off”
Giles: “If you did suck me off, how would you do it?”
May 2010
16 posts
LAD
“I’m just a LAD”
“Do all girls have to wipe?”
How gross
“the grossest thing happened yesterday when I was with my mum, she went into Boots to buy period stuff”
What a way to wake up
This morning Giles got a text to say that he is clean, he then ran around the flat shouting “Fuck yeah!” he then came into my room to show me the text before going to wake Dave up to show him the text also.
People wanted to submit things so I have enabled submissions.
Blimey
“this can’t just be about fannies then I’ll look like a sex addict…..well the idea of sex addict”
At least he's clean
Giles went for a chlamydia test on Monday, whilst there he was given an oyster card holder filled with condoms and lube, he has since shown everyone this and it’s currently at home in our kitchen.
Yep, that line got crossed.
While trying to talk to our other flatmate about sex “What’s the nicest vagina you’ve ever had”
This happens at least once a week
“Look at my profile picture, look at how good I look!”
Toast?
To some people he had never met before, “She has a funny fanny, it’s like two pieces of cold toast”
Crawling around the flat like a dog
Giles and I were once describing a friend of our who was said to be like a puppy who needs a lot of attention. Giles took this as an opportunity to crawl around the flat barking like a dog.
